Jamrutgess is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, unthinking snail.

Jamrutgess created Europe eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamrutgess, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Jamrutgess, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Jamrutgess' most sacred site is Camon in France.

Jamrutgess' Holy Commandments

1. Erect nine copper sculptures of Jamrutgess on top of important buildings.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat beans.

5. Never look at galaxies.