Fatzenjadlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, loving toad.

Fatzenjadlarp created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fatzenjadlarp, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Fatzenjadlarp, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fatzenjadlarp's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Fatzenjadlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Always obey Fatzenjadlarp's priests.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never pour water over plants.