Omtstigvog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, self-assured duck.

Omtstigvog created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Omtstigvog, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Omtstigvog, it will attempt to scare you with hail.

Omtstigvog's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Omtstigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Omtstigvog.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Never wear yellow ear rings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Seals are unholy and should not be approached.