Cethugceb is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, confident gnu.

Cethugceb created tapeworms six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cethugceb, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Cethugceb, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Cethugceb's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cethugceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about voles.

2. Do not dye your hair gray.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.