Zimomindob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, fast narwhal.

Zimomindob created a strange quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zimomindob, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Zimomindob, she will ignore you.

Zimomindob's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Zimomindob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Never mention moths.

3. Always help seals in need.

4. Do not take Zimomindob's name in vain.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.