Kanbissceb is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, staggering cobra.

Kanbissceb created an atom nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kanbissceb, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Kanbissceb, it will cry a lot.

Kanbissceb's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Kanbissceb's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Do not kill mice.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always help dogs in need.