Dudminhit is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, compassionate faun.

Dudminhit created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudminhit, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudminhit, she will have a low opinion of you.

Dudminhit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Dudminhit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always make sure there are no great tits in a building before entering it.

3. Never sing in holy places.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.