Nurlsagfag is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, dishonest fox.

Nurlsagfag created a Higgs boson six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurlsagfag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nurlsagfag, he will laugh at you.

Nurlsagfag's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Nurlsagfag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Worship no other gods but Nurlsagfag.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.