Ratcunhat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, clever bat.

Ratcunhat created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ratcunhat, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ratcunhat, she will torture you forever.

Ratcunhat's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Ratcunhat's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Never jump near voles.

5. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Ratcunhat on top of important buildings.