Bugzenrip is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, awesome owl.

Bugzenrip created the Black Eye Galaxy seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bugzenrip, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bugzenrip, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Bugzenrip's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bugzenrip's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Always treat horses with great respect.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.