Flamyattfon is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, amazing penguin.

Flamyattfon created oxygen two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamyattfon, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Flamyattfon, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Flamyattfon's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Flamyattfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never talk about nebulae.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Always wear orange.

5. Do not shave your feet.