Bagmitken is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, self-confident beaver.

Bagmitken created a bottom quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Bagmitken, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bagmitken, she will be very unhappy.

Bagmitken's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Bagmitken's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Run away if five shrews approach from the north.

5. Never look in ponds.