Ominyatbonk is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, witty armadillo.

Ominyatbonk created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ominyatbonk, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ominyatbonk, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Ominyatbonk's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Ominyatbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed carrots to turtles while wearing purple shoes.

2. Do not take Ominyatbonk's name in vain.

3. Worship no other gods but Ominyatbonk.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Hide from green aardvarks for they are unholy.