Govjop is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Govjop created a down quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Govjop, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Govjop, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Govjop's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Govjop's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if five gulls approach from the west.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never talk about geese.

4. Never feed beans to horses while wearing fawn tights.

5. Never think about stars.