Arpappgemkabmotsug is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, narcissistic rhinoceros.

Arpappgemkabmotsug created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arpappgemkabmotsug, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Arpappgemkabmotsug, it will turn you into a mouse.

Arpappgemkabmotsug's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Arpappgemkabmotsug's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat cucumbers.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Retreat if seven seals approach from the south.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Always help mites.