Fubleggat is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, dishonest butterfly.

Fubleggat created silver two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fubleggat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fubleggat, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fubleggat's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Fubleggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat gooseberries.

2. Run away from black monkeys, for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Never think ill of sick sharks.

5. Hide if six porpoises approach from the south.