Davbanlab is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, weak finch.

Davbanlab created snails two million years ago.

If you believe in Davbanlab, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Davbanlab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Davbanlab's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Davbanlab's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick snails.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look after injured gulls.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Always stare at clouds.