Omtzoglig is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, boastful pig.

Omtzoglig created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Omtzoglig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Omtzoglig, he will turn you into a sheep.

Omtzoglig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Omtzoglig's Holy Commandments

1. Turtles are not to be trusted.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Never feed spinach to mites while wearing pink rings.

5. Hide from violet sharks for they are unholy.