Kapzakjop is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, contented duck.

Kapzakjop created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kapzakjop, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Kapzakjop, it will be very sad.

Kapzakjop's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Kapzakjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill doves.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always help sick moths.

5. Always stare at clouds.