Pitpangab is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, moody mongoose.

Pitpangab created humankind two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitpangab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Pitpangab, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pitpangab's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Pitpangab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must pray to Pitpangab four times a day.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Pray towards the south.

5. Pitpangab loves swans, so they must be honoured.