Sitmutkip is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind crab.

Sitmutkip created the Sun four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitmutkip, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sitmutkip, it will laugh at you.

Sitmutkip's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Sitmutkip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

2. Put Sitmutkip first in all things.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
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