Pigbetyatt is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, clever eagle.

Pigbetyatt created the Small Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigbetyatt, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pigbetyatt, he will turn you into a rock.

Pigbetyatt's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Pigbetyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always treat foxes with great respect.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Never eat oranges.
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