Ruttcusscimbarn is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, tiresome rhinoceros.

Ruttcusscimbarn created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Ruttcusscimbarn, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Ruttcusscimbarn, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ruttcusscimbarn's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Ruttcusscimbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Run away from pink great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about planets.