Bumflagxencimcenquag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonourable human.

Bumflagxencimcenquag created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumflagxencimcenquag, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bumflagxencimcenquag, she will strike you with lightening.

Bumflagxencimcenquag's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Bumflagxencimcenquag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Great tits are unholy and should not be approached.