Vedvagyat is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, unfair
monkey.
Vedvagyat created carbon five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Vedvagyat, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Vedvagyat, it will make you grow a tail.
Vedvagyat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.
Vedvagyat's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.
2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.
3. Do not covet oxen.
4. Always look after injured dolphins.
5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.