Vedvagyat is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, unfair monkey.

Vedvagyat created carbon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vedvagyat, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vedvagyat, it will make you grow a tail.

Vedvagyat's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Vedvagyat's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.

2. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look after injured dolphins.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.