Sadtafsisnillfubdod is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, capable donkey.

Sadtafsisnillfubdod created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Sadtafsisnillfubdod, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sadtafsisnillfubdod, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Sadtafsisnillfubdod's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Sadtafsisnillfubdod's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sadtafsisnillfubdod first in all things.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Porpoises are not to be trusted.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always help grasshopers.