Zodnuttmob is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, staggering fox.

Zodnuttmob created Asia six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zodnuttmob, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Zodnuttmob, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Zodnuttmob's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Zodnuttmob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Put Zodnuttmob first in all things.

3. Never think about comets.

4. Always help tapirs.

5. You must love Zodnuttmob.