Fomvigjin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, unfair lion.

Fomvigjin created matter two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fomvigjin, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Fomvigjin, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Fomvigjin's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fomvigjin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Hide from fawn sheep for they are unholy.

5. Never talk about asteroids.