Bifvidpin is a god.
It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, annoying
crab.
Bifvidpin created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bifvidpin, it will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Bifvidpin, it will cry a lot.
Bifvidpin's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.
Bifvidpin's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.
3. Always stare at clouds.
4. Snakes are not to be trusted.
5. Always wear magenta.