Likdam is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, boastful elephant.

Likdam created a top quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Likdam, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Likdam, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Likdam's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Likdam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from yellow great tits for they are unholy.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Likdam.

3. Never sing near otters.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Always obey Likdam's priests.