Tamgontab is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, staggering fly.

Tamgontab created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tamgontab, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tamgontab, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Tamgontab's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Tamgontab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured turtles.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Badgers are not to be trusted.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tamgontab.
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