Lagguntit is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthoughtful butterfly.

Lagguntit created an up quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Lagguntit, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Lagguntit, he will try to impress you with trees.

Lagguntit's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Lagguntit's Holy Commandments

1. Never sing in holy places.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Feed all hungry birds.

5. Always obey Lagguntit's priests.
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