Flisripfun is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, astonishing fairy.

Flisripfun created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisripfun, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flisripfun, she will turn you into a snail.

Flisripfun's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Flisripfun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Flisripfun.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Flisripfun loves great tits, so they must be honoured.