Flypogarp is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, uncaring squirrel.

Flypogarp created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flypogarp, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Flypogarp, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Flypogarp's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Flypogarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from gray mites, for they are unholy.

3. Erect eight gold sculptures of Flypogarp on top of important buildings.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate seals.

5. Ants are not to be trusted.