Nabhunfum Xemdabjip is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, slow hydra.

Nabhunfum Xemdabjip created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Nabhunfum Xemdabjip, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nabhunfum Xemdabjip, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Nabhunfum Xemdabjip's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Nabhunfum Xemdabjip's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.