Flatliting is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow frog.

Flatliting created snails two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flatliting, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Flatliting, it will be very sad.

Flatliting's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flatliting's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear orange shirts.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Flatliting.

5. Never eat bananas.