Tipsigfem is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, uncaring finch.

Tipsigfem created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Tipsigfem, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tipsigfem, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Tipsigfem's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Tipsigfem's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. You must love Tipsigfem.

5. Never look at nebulae.