Rullensit is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, staggering hippopotamus.

Rullensit created the world eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rullensit, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Rullensit, it will be very sad.

Rullensit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Rullensit's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rullensit.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.