Jipgigyim is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, conceited dugong.

Jipgigyim created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jipgigyim, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jipgigyim, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jipgigyim's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Jipgigyim's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat gooseberries.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate pigs.

4. Never look at stars.

5. Never paint your hands blue.