Pitdobruttfedhotcusskad is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, egotistical rhinoceros.

Pitdobruttfedhotcusskad created the Black Eye Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Pitdobruttfedhotcusskad, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Pitdobruttfedhotcusskad, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pitdobruttfedhotcusskad's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Pitdobruttfedhotcusskad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white frogs for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not take Pitdobruttfedhotcusskad's name in vain.

5. Do not hurt dolphins.