Boggepkom is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, unthinking zebra.

Boggepkom created dark matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Boggepkom, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Boggepkom, he will not care.

Boggepkom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Boggepkom's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. You must love Boggepkom.

3. Never feed melons to porpoises while wearing cyan trousers.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Always help birds in need.