Minsidnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, merciless turtle.

Minsidnarl created a down quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Minsidnarl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Minsidnarl, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Minsidnarl's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Minsidnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

2. Do not wear yellow clothing.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Minsidnarl loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

5. Never look in ponds.