Bonjiggad is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive bee.

Bonjiggad created the Andromeda Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Bonjiggad, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bonjiggad, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Bonjiggad's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bonjiggad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Put Bonjiggad first in all things.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Run away from mauve tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Pray towards the west.