Yimbestbat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, unfair capybara.

Yimbestbat created carbon nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimbestbat, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yimbestbat, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Yimbestbat's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Yimbestbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill aardvarks.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Never wear mauve rings.