Pityambet is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, benevolent snail.

Pityambet created bats three million years ago.

If you believe in Pityambet, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pityambet, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Pityambet's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pityambet's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always obey Pityambet's priests.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not cook food in pots.