Hintapzod is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, calm wyrm.

Hintapzod created gold seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hintapzod, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Hintapzod, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Hintapzod's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Hintapzod's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from purple tortoises, for they are unholy.

2. Always treat great tits with great respect.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not take Hintapzod's name in vain.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.