Hanbestsin is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, staggering mongoose.

Hanbestsin created the universe eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hanbestsin, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Hanbestsin, she will send you a sign.

Hanbestsin's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Hanbestsin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat melons.

2. Never think ill of sick snails.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Hanbestsin loves geese, so they must be honoured.