Bepspagjan is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, capable butterfly.

Bepspagjan created the solar system nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bepspagjan, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bepspagjan, she will send you a sign.

Bepspagjan's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Bepspagjan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Feed all hungry doves.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.