Godpasbad is a god.
It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic
mouse.
Godpasbad created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Godpasbad, it will make you lucky.
If you do not believe in
Godpasbad, it will jump up and down on your head.
Godpasbad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.
Godpasbad's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Godpasbad's priests.
2. Do not chop down trees.
3. Never eat peas.
4. Never jump in holy places.
5. Do not speak about spinach.