Godpasbad is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, narcissistic mouse.

Godpasbad created the Cigar Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Godpasbad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Godpasbad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Godpasbad's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Godpasbad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Godpasbad's priests.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never eat peas.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not speak about spinach.