Pasbosskem is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, fast crane.

Pasbosskem created carbon six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pasbosskem, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pasbosskem, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pasbosskem's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Pasbosskem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not wear nickel on your body.

3. Do not speak about rice.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never look in ponds.